You know the movie you're watching is not a candidate for prime time television when the first thing the main character says is " I was born with seven clits" and then seen picking up some scumbag at the local pool hall, has unprotected sex ( she prefers it that way ). After the dirty deed is done, she bashes his head into a bloody pulp on the floor.Minutes later she gives birth to the scumbag's offspring, which has some fucked up deformalities.
Welcome back Mr. Henenlotter,king of the low budget classicks such as Basket Case, Brain Damage, and Frankenhooker. It's been almost twenty years since his last movie, and with Bad Biology it looks like he is making up for some lost time.
Jennifer is a slut , make that a mutant slut. Her body accelerated at an alarming rate, she started menstruating at age five, could give herslf multiple orgasms at age eight. But if anything , she is a monster, with a hyper sensitive sex organ which can put her on an emotional roller coaster. She takes many things to heart, so seriously that many men pay for it with their lives. Geesh, guys she only wants to have a normal relationship and be happy. But that relationship she craves is one with God?
God is apparently the only one to fulfil her sexual appetite, being hyper sexual, a normal man cannot please her. And that's when Batz is introduced, the poor bastard during the cutting of his umbilical cord, his manhood was accidently cut off, don't worry the doctor's were able to sew it back on ,but he was told to take steroids to help it's progress.Only now it's the size of a baseball bat. His one eye trouser snake has a mind of it's own and is beginning to ignore it's owner. In one of the many outrages scenes ,his pocket rocket detaches from Batz (Does any one remember the song Detachable Penis, by King Missle?)and goes on a sex rampage, raping an assortment of women in various stages of undress.Bursting through drywall and plaster walls until the little bugger has his way with them.
This is not the type of movie you watch for the acting performances, most of the actors are adequate and do a fairly decent job. No, you watch a Frank Henenlotter movie for the outrageous story lines,off beat characters and crazy ass special effects. This film maker still uses stop motion photography, bless his soul.
My Thoughts: I hope Mr. Henenlotter does't wait another twenty years before he has his next movie in the can. His films always brings a smile to my face.
my Rating: 4.5 Go Go Girls out of 5
Welcome back Mr. Henenlotter,king of the low budget classicks such as Basket Case, Brain Damage, and Frankenhooker. It's been almost twenty years since his last movie, and with Bad Biology it looks like he is making up for some lost time.
Jennifer is a slut , make that a mutant slut. Her body accelerated at an alarming rate, she started menstruating at age five, could give herslf multiple orgasms at age eight. But if anything , she is a monster, with a hyper sensitive sex organ which can put her on an emotional roller coaster. She takes many things to heart, so seriously that many men pay for it with their lives. Geesh, guys she only wants to have a normal relationship and be happy. But that relationship she craves is one with God?
God is apparently the only one to fulfil her sexual appetite, being hyper sexual, a normal man cannot please her. And that's when Batz is introduced, the poor bastard during the cutting of his umbilical cord, his manhood was accidently cut off, don't worry the doctor's were able to sew it back on ,but he was told to take steroids to help it's progress.Only now it's the size of a baseball bat. His one eye trouser snake has a mind of it's own and is beginning to ignore it's owner. In one of the many outrages scenes ,his pocket rocket detaches from Batz (Does any one remember the song Detachable Penis, by King Missle?)and goes on a sex rampage, raping an assortment of women in various stages of undress.Bursting through drywall and plaster walls until the little bugger has his way with them.
This is not the type of movie you watch for the acting performances, most of the actors are adequate and do a fairly decent job. No, you watch a Frank Henenlotter movie for the outrageous story lines,off beat characters and crazy ass special effects. This film maker still uses stop motion photography, bless his soul.
My Thoughts: I hope Mr. Henenlotter does't wait another twenty years before he has his next movie in the can. His films always brings a smile to my face.
my Rating: 4.5 Go Go Girls out of 5
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